What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:43

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
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Dr No
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever